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Justice Sucks, the killer vacuum game, is out this month

It can be challenging to clean up after stealth games. It is not a good idea to throw away a valuable water arrow that could have been used to wash away the blood when you could use it to light a torch to stab the next guard. You also must dispose of the body where it will not be found. The bathtub already has five corpses. Use a vacuum cleaner to clean the bathtub.

Justice Sucks Tactical Vacuum action is a stealth game in which you play as a Roomba and an assassin. It is a combination of the dishonoured sneak-murdering fun and the pleasure of tidying up and was initially released by Samurai Punk in 2019.

Once you have soaked the pastel-coloured world with blood, you can glide over the pools of red gore to wash them away just as well as you did on TV. Mulch bodies with an attachment for $9.99. However, it seems to spread more gore when you do.

Justice Sucks tells you that you are trapped in “the TV Dimension”, possibly during a marathon watching 1990s action movies where Bruce Willis savagely kills each tough guy. You can summon Sexy McClean, your fighting spirit, to help you return to reality. He takes the form of an anime muscleman. You can also make friends with animals. There are many cute videos of cats riding on a Roomba. Justice Sucks allows you to weaponize your cats to kill dudes.

Justice Sucks: Tactical Vacuum Action is coming to Steam on September 8. It contains mature content. The description states it has “Cartoon Violence”. This seems like another way to say, “you can reduce people into steaks and then eat them.”

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